So you wanna dive into the crappy corner of discussion? Buckle up, buttercup, 'cause Turd Talk is where the poop spills. We ain't messin' around here. This is where you can rant your frustrations about everything and anything, from the leaky faucet that's driving you crazy. We don't judge down in this dungeon. Just remember, keep it genuine and let those brown bombshells fly.

Shit Happens

Life throws you some serious bummers. No matter how hard you try to scheme everything, sometimes disaster is just around the corner. You can sweat about it all you want, but reality is, crap happens.

It's a part of life, like sleeping. You can't avoid it, so instead of freaking out, just roll with it. Sometimes the only thing you can do is smile and say, "Well, bullcrap happens."

That's not to say that everything bad is just meant to be. more info It takes some effort to cope the tough times, but there are always ways to learn.

Keep in mind that even when things suck, they won't last forever. The sun will finally come out again. So, the next time shit hits the fan, just take a deep breath and realize that you can overcome it. You're tougher than you think.

Dump Everything

Life can get messy. We collect things, both tangible and intangible, that we may not need or even want anymore. This chaos can weigh us down. It's time to take a stand toward the stuff!

Take control by dumping it all. Don't be shy to release things that no longer serve you. It's a fresh start to simplify your life and develop a more balanced existence.

Let's explore for tackling this great purge:

* Start small

* Be ruthless

* {Donate, sell, or recyclethe things you don't use

Remember, you're allowed to get rid of things. It's a journey, but the rewards are worth it.

Holy Crap!

Okay, so I was just sipping/munching/noshing on my sandwich/snack/dinner, and BAM! This crazy/wild/insane thing/situation/event just happened/occurred/went down. I'm totally/completely/utterly shocked/surprised/flabbergasted.

I mean, seriously? This is nuts/bonkers/wacko. I need to take a breath/chill out/compose myself because my head/brain/thoughts are spinning/going haywire/in overdrive.

Take a Load Off - for a bit

Sometimes life just throws you a curveball, doesn't it? It can get pretty crazy out there. Between work, relationships, chores/tasks/responsibilities, and just trying to keep up with everything, it's easy to feel overwhelmed. That's why it's so important to take some time for yourself and de-stress/chill out/unwind. Find something that helps you relax/makes you happy/brings you joy - maybe it's reading a good book, taking a hot bath, or just spending some time in nature. Whatever it is, do it regularly. Your mind and body will thank you for it.

• Give yourself permission/Take the time/Allow yourself
• To rest and recharge
• You're worth it!

Number Two's Calling

Your pager is buzzing. A call from the top. It's him, Number Two, and it's a go. This isn't your typical briefing. The stakes are higher, the tension thicker than ketchup. You can practically feel the adrenaline coursing through your veins. Time to suit up. Number Two needs you, and that means a whole lot of trouble is on its way.

• Listen closely
• Expect the unexpected
• Don't hesitate